Extreme Sexual Exhaustion
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member's death. One smart ass, male student said, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?", and the whole classroom burst into laughter. After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, "Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write."
A man rushes into the emergency room with 10 plastic horses up his rectum.
His condition is now listed as stable.
Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall
On the condition that he gets to install windows.
one man six horses.
a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable.
Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
a welsh man was asked if he would have sex with a sheep for 1000$
the welsh man said "sure but under three conditions."
first, the sheep shouldn't have any diseases obviously
secondly, I don't want anyone i know to hear about this
and finally, give me a week to gather the 1000 dollars for you
