Pavlov jokes

Guy

Guy

A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger.

The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.

Dog

Dog

Pavlov's dogs have started a charity for the holidays...

It's called "The Salivation Army"

Bar

Bar

Pavlov walks into a bar

As he opens the door the bell rings. "Oh shit!" Yells Pavlov, "I forgot to feed my dogs!"

Hair

Hair

Why was Pavlov’s hair so soft?

Because he conditioned it.