Coronavirus jokes

Prince Charles

Prince Charles

Did you hear that Prince Charles has tested positive for the Coronavirus?

After all these years he's finally been coronated.

Beer

Beer

If the Coronavirus really isn't about a beer...

Then why do I keep seeing cases of it?

Novak Djokovic

Novak Djokovic

Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines

He's now known as Novax Djokovic

Pharmacy

Pharmacy

I went into a pharmacy and asked “what gets rid of Coronavirus?”

The assistant replied “ammonia cleaner” I said “I’m sorry, I thought you worked here”

Country

Country

All countries eventually got coronavirus

But China got it right off the bat.

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between kung pao and the coronavirus?

One's Chinese take out, the other takes out Chinese.

Novel

Novel

Which is Coronavirus’ favorite novel?

Around the world in eighty days.

Blonde

Blonde

A blond is watching the news and hears that 2 Brazilian men died from Coronavirus.

She cried and asked, "Oh my gosh, how many is a Brazilian?"

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris caught the coronavirus

but later decided to let it go.