Crayon jokes

I discovered red crayons in my girlfriends nurse uniform.

She said it's in case she has to draw blood.

When my kid is upset I let her colour my tattoo!

She just needs a shoulder to Crayon

They laughed at my crayon drawing; I laughed at their chalk outline.

Ugh. They stopped selling "skin color" Crayons.

I guess I can still draw people when my Crayons run out, but albino more.