Cross jokes

Funny unknown historical fact:

Pharoahs were burried with their hands crossed their chest because it was a historical belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

What is Mexico's national sport?

Cross Country

*NSFW-ish* Two nuns

Two nun's are crossing the road when a vampire jumps out. Nun 1 turns to Nun 2 and says "Quick, show him your cross" Nun 2 turns to the Vampire and says "Oi, Fuck off!"

What do you get when you cross an Octopus and a Cow

A very stern letter from the Scientific Ethics Committee and immediate removal of your grant funding

My wife recently became a crossing guard at our sons school.

She hates when I ask how the child trafficking is going.

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel?

Someone who knocks on your door and tells *you* to fuck off.

What's the difference between a guy dying on a cross and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

To show a deer how it's done.