Delivery jokes

I got fired from my job at Planned Parenthood

My boss didn’t like me saying “Takeout or delivery?” whenever someone walked in the door

What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?

They both can smell it but can't eat it.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

After the delivery

(Pls....just let me go and don't hurt my family)

What makes a good pizza joke?

It’s all in the delivery

Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.

I think they made a mistake when they named childbirth “delivery”.

It should have been called “takeout” instead.