Dictionary jokes

Several thousand letters were just delivered to me

That's the last time I order a fucking dictionary from IKEA.

Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

Did you hear about the stage production called “Dictionary”?

It’s a play on words.

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary.

I learned next to nothing.

Dictinry for sell.

Never use.