Drum jokes

Neighbor

Neighbor

Neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3AM

My neighbor rang on my doorbell at 3am. Can you believe it!? Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

Sheep

Sheep

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff.

BAA-DUMM-TSSS

Goat

Goat

A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff...

ba dum tss

Wife

Wife

My wife rotates playing her guitar, drum, or flute once a month.

It’s part of her minstrel cycle.

Neighbour

Neighbour

Neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30 in the morning last nite. 2:30am! Can you believe it?

He was so damn lucky I was still up playing my drums or I would've lost it. Some people have no consideration for others.