Ejaculation jokes

I didn't know what to wear to my premature ejaculation support meeting...

So I just came in my pants.

Have you heard of the sexual maneuver called the "Reverse Hitler"?

It's where you ejaculate inside of an anus. i.e. create 6 million lives in a gas chamber.

Did you know semen leaves the body at almost thirty miles per hour?

This means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone.

I don't think the speed was why I was arrested though.

I went to the Premature Ejaculators Anonymous support group today.

Turns out it's tomorrow.

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.

Man with premature ejaculation seeks understanding woman.

Nevermind, I'm done.

Online classified ad

Premature ejaculator in need of smoking hot size 6 blonde.

Preferably with blue eyes and huge double d....

Nevermind.

Hey girl, are you interested in premature ejaculatiors? Cause

Hnnng, nevermind

I asked my cellmate how long he's in for.

He said, "Until I ejaculate."

Man should ejaculate 21 times per month

Research says a man should ejaculate 21 times per month to reduce risk of developing prostate cancer.

It's June 2020 and I'm already done with August 2023