Eyesight jokes

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

So I just turned 21 and there is still no change in my eyesight...

when do I get my adult supervision?

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."