A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
I was recently complimented on my driving skills
Someone left a note on my car that said "Parking Fine"
I broke all my fingers on one hand..
On the other hand, I'm fine.
If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days
just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.
How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
"You are fine, how am I?"
Hi, I would like to book a doctors appointment please....
Receptionist: Sure thing, How about 11 tomorrow?
Man: No thanks, just one will be fine.