Fine jokes

I was recently complimented on my driving skills

Someone left a note on my car that said "Parking Fine"

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Did Santa get you that?"

"Yes," replies the little girl.

"Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5.

The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?"

The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!"

"Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

I broke all my fingers on one hand..

On the other hand, I'm fine.

If your workplace requires password changes every 90 days

just set it to the name of the current Australian Prime minister and you should be fine.

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

"You are fine, how am I?"

Hi, I would like to book a doctors appointment please....

Receptionist: Sure thing, How about 11 tomorrow?

Man: No thanks, just one will be fine.