Flu

Randomly came up with this joke laying in bed one night - What do you call a bald eagle with the flu that migrates from Mexico to the US?

An ill eagle immigrant...

This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"

Alas, swine flu.

Did you know that during child birth there is a point where the lady experiences such excruciating pain that for a moment

She almost knows how bad it is to be a man who has the flu

I’m sick of martial arts.

I have kung flu.

(Brought to you by my 8 year old)