Foreplay techniques jokes

I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques....

I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.

A kid asks his dad, "Dad, what is sex?"...

The dad is shocked. He goes into an internal struggle of whether to scold him or to tell him. Finally he decides to tell him and gives the kid the most eloquent explanation of sex complete with foreplay techniques and sex positions. The kid frowns after he's done and asks "So what do I put on the school admission form?"