DVD

I got a DVD on how to improve your foreplay techniques....

I had to fast forward through all the boring bits in the beginning though.

For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs.

Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.

I bought a porn DVD today and all I could see was a dark image of some fat cunt sitting there holding his cock.

Then I realised the TV wasn't on.

People say I don't have friends

They're wrong. I have 10 seasons on DVD

The lawyer just told us that all of our late grandfather’s assets are Frozen.

No idea why he bought so many DVDs of the movie.