Haircut jokes

I understand now why women have long hair

If I had to pay as much for a haircut, I'd put it off too.

Which haircut would cost you the most?

Chemotherapy

I was talking to a girl in the bar last night, and she said, “If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look alright.” I said, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”