Hide and seek jokes

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

I’m trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament for a while, but it is not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

Ever heard of 'Naked and Afraid'? That's my uncle's version of hide and seek.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek...

One day, Einstein, Newton, and Pascal meet up and decide to play a game of hide and seek. Einstein volunteered to be “It.” As Einstein counted, eyes closed, to 100, Pascal ran away and hid, but Newton stood right in front of Einstein and drew a one meter by one meter square on the floor around himself. When Einstein opened his eyes, he immediately saw Newton and said “I found you Newton,” but Newton replied, “No, you found one Newton per square meter. You found Pascal!”.