A kid asks his dad, "Dad, what is sex?"...
The dad is shocked. He goes into an internal struggle of whether to scold him or to tell him. Finally he decides to tell him and gives the kid the most eloquent explanation of sex complete with foreplay techniques and sex positions. The kid frowns after he's done and asks "So what do I put on the school admission form?"
It’s 1961, and a NASA scientist is sitting in his office when an intern bursts in
“Sir! Sir! The Russians...”
The scientist looks inquisitively at him. “Yes? What about them?”
The intern takes a moment to catch his breath and says, “The Russians have gone into space!”
The scientist jumps out of his chair. “ALL OF THEM?”
“No, just one.”
The scientist slowly sits back in his chair. “Well next time don’t get my hopes up. Damn Russians...”
A geologist and his intern
A geologist and his clueless intern are outside examining hundreds of specimens retrieved from an old dig site. The intern gets excited when he finds an interestingly shaped object. He rushes over to the geologist and says, "Hey, what kind of mineral is this?"
The geologist takes it and looks it over. He smiles and says, "Good find, that's leaverite."
The intern, with a big grin, says, "Wow! Really?"
The geologist replies, "Yeah, leaverite there. It's just a fucking rock."
How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and another to show his dick to an intern once the light's on.