Japan jokes

The world’s biggest gender reveal party happened way back in 1945

When Japan found out the US had a Little Boy

I like my women like I like my phones

Thin, smart, imported from Japan, and in my pocket all the time.

Why are there no fat people in Japan?

Last time they had a fat man 80,000 people died.

When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja.

Impressive.