Jogging jokes

I got tired jogging in front of the car

So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted.

I like to masterbate while I jog

That way, when I’ve finished, I can turn around and see how far I’ve come.

Day 584 without sex.

Went jogging in flip flops just to remind me what it sounds like..

Every morning at breakfast for the past year 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.