Juice jokes

Weasel

Weasel

A weasel goes to the bar

One day, a young weasel went to the bar. The bartender took one look at him and says, “You are under-aged. I can’t serve you beer.” The weasel asks, “What can I have?”

The bartender replies, “I have bottled water, juice, energy drinks, and pop.”

“Pop!” goes the weasel.

Factory

Factory

I got fired from the juice factory today

I just couldn't concentrate

Milk

Milk

Why do neo-nazis drink milk?

Because they hate juice