Laundry jokes

Billy Joel

Billy Joel

Why was Billy Joel's laundry still wet?

Because he didn't start the dryer

Wife

Wife

My wife challenged me to a game of strip poker, but it turned out she just wanted to do laundry.

So I folded.

Clothes

Clothes

I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean.

Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree.