Wittle Wabbit
little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
A gamer dies and goes to hell...
After one week, the devil goes to God:
\- God?! What crazy person have you send me here? He destroyed all the cauldrons, killed all demons, running like crazy everywhere and yelling: "Where is the exit to LEVEL 2!!!"
I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I’m failing in all the exams.
Turns out it is a level 5 course.
I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.
It was Wong on so many levels
Rape in an elevator is wrong....
on so many levels
father:how are your grades son?
son: underwater, dad
father: underwater? what do you mean?
son:they're below C level
I think I'm failing my marine biology class
My grade is below C level.