Lightning

If you wrote a book about Lightning McQueen...

Is it a biography or an autobiography?

If electricity follows the path of least resistance...

Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?

“My dad drives like the lightning!”

“Wow, he’s that good, yeah?”

“Well I don’t know. He drives really fast and from time to time he hits a tree.”

How rare is it for a cow to be struck by lightning?

Medium rare.

Why shouldn't you smoke weed during a thunder storm?

Because lightning strikes the highest object.