Log jokes

“How much wood have you chopped?”

“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Windows XP log-out sound.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it...

...then my illegal logging business is a success.

A lumberjack once told me he’s cut down 27,572 trees.

“How do ya know exactly how many?” I inquired.

“Easy. I keep a log.”