Court
Mario goes to court
The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”
Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”
The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”
Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”
Mario jokes
People
What does Mario use to talk to dead people?
A Luigi Board
Girlfriend
What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?
...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
Day
Day 173 without sex
Threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it's like to get hit from behind.