Mario jokes

Court

Court

Mario goes to court

The judge says: “you must pay the court $12,000.”

Mario, surprised, asks: “Why?”

The judge replies: “It’s a fine.”

Mario, heartbroken, sadly says: “No itsa not.”

People

People

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Girlfriend

Girlfriend

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

...It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Day

Day

Day 173 without sex

Threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it's like to get hit from behind.