Joke
Reading all these jokes makes me go numb...
But reading mathematics-related jokes makes me go number
Mathematics jokes
U.S.
TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide.
At least we're in the top 10.
Boy
A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.
His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"