Medal jokes

I reckon I could have won something at the youth olympics

If it wasn't for all those medalling kids

After sex, my wife told me I deserve a Gold Medal for my performance,

for breaking Usain Bolt's record and finishing under 10 seconds.

My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.

Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning

the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!