Medicine jokes

I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.

But, no one else would get it.

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

Why did the tractor sell medicines?

Because it was a farm assist!

... I'm sorry...

I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine.

My ex's car broke down and she called to ask for help. I went out and took a look at and left without telling her what was wrong.

Courtesy of my 5 year old: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin.

There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market

Its called mycoxaflopin