Medicine jokes

Joke

Joke

I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID.

But, no one else would get it.

Bill Gates

Bill Gates

Bill Gates and Elon Musk should team-up and make a medicine to treat erectile dysfunction,

and name it ElonGates.

Tractor

Tractor

Why did the tractor sell medicines?

Because it was a farm assist!

... I'm sorry...

Ex

Ex

I gave my Ex a taste of her own medicine.

My ex's car broke down and she called to ask for help. I went out and took a look at and left without telling her what was wrong.

Dracula

Dracula

Courtesy of my 5 year old: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin.

Market

Market

There's a new erectile dysfunction medicine on the market

Its called mycoxaflopin