Two Italians enter the bus in New York and start very noisy conversation:
" .... 'em come first, then I come, two asses together, I come again, two asses together, then I pee, pee again and I come in the end... "
An old lady nereby can't stand it any longer and says:
" You pigs, what a shame to discuss your disgusting sexual life on public!!!! "
Italian: " Hey, wassup lady??? I just tella my friend, how to spella Mississippi....."
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama
One Mississippi
An Englishman is sitting on a train when he overhears a loud conversation between two Italians...
First, Emma cum, then I cum... then two asses, they come together, then I cum again. Then the two asses, they come together again, then I cum... pee twice, then I cum again!
“Excuse me” says the Englishman. “In this country it’s very inappropriate to be talking about sex in public like that!”
The Italian guy is confused “what sex? I’m telling my friend how to spell a Mississippi!”
What do you call a hippie's wife from the South?
Mississippi