Alabama jokes

Why can't they make CSI: Alabama?

Because all the DNA is the same

Reverse cowgirl is set to be outlawed in Alabama.

Cause you don't turn your back on family.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama

One Mississippi

Alabama is canceling home schooling.

Apparently too many teachers were having sex with the students.

What did the Alabama sherriff say about the black guy with 17 bullet holes in his back?

He said it was the worse case of suicide he’s ever seen

Yesterday my crush told me that “I was like a brother to her” I was sad at first then I remember

She was from Alabama