Story
Two morgue workers are talking...
They are telling stories about the people they've had on their table when one of them says: "I had a woman come in the other day and she had breasts like watermelons, man."
"Well, I had a woman come in the other day," the other one says, "and she had a clitoris like a lemon."
"What? She had a huge clitoris?"
"No, it was really sour."
