Musician jokes

What's the quickest way to get a musician off your front porch?

Tip him for the pizza.

What should you do when a musician comes to your door?

Pay him and take your pizza.

A tourist goes to see Beethoven's grave in Austria

And, to his shock, he sees the great musician seated next to his grave, erasing pieces of paper with his symphonies written on them.

The tour guide leans over to his visibly startled guest and says, "Don't worry, he does this all the time. He's decomposing."

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

The rock musician plays three chords for thousands of people, the jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to three people.

What do you call a musician who's been dumped by his girlfriend?

Homeless!

My friend is so rich

He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician