Musician jokes

Front porch

Front porch

What's the quickest way to get a musician off your front porch?

Tip him for the pizza.

Door

Door

What should you do when a musician comes to your door?

Pay him and take your pizza.

Tourist

Tourist

A tourist goes to see Beethoven's grave in Austria

And, to his shock, he sees the great musician seated next to his grave, erasing pieces of paper with his symphonies written on them.

The tour guide leans over to his visibly startled guest and says, "Don't worry, he does this all the time. He's decomposing."

People

People

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

The rock musician plays three chords for thousands of people, the jazz guitarist plays thousands of chords to three people.

Girlfriend

Girlfriend

What do you call a musician who's been dumped by his girlfriend?

Homeless!

Friend

Friend

My friend is so rich

He thought Manual labor was a Spanish musician