Niece

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.

My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke.

Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!

I told my teenage niece to go get me a newspaper...

She laughed at me, and said, "Oh uncle you're so old. Just use my phone."

So I slammed her phone against the wall to kill a spider.