Oxygen

Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium

Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, "That's very noble of you"

If trees produced wifi we'd be planting them everywhere...

... too bad they only produce oxygen.

Last week Oxygen took potassium on a date and it was just OK

Then yesterday I saw Oxygen with a date with Magnesium and I was like OMg

Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating.

OMg