Pedophile jokes

What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids?

Hey, wanna buy some candy?

What do pedophile vampires do to relax?

Crack open a boy with the cold ones.

To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles:

Grow up.

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.

Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?

Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

People who are afraid of pedophiles

Need to grow up