Pedophile jokes

Vampire

Vampire

What do pedophile vampires do to relax?

Crack open a boy with the cold ones.

To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles:

Grow up.

School zone

School zone

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.

What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids?

Hey, wanna buy some candy?

Household

Household

Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile

Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds.

Wife

Wife

Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?

Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"

People who are afraid of pedophiles

Need to grow up