Piece of cake jokes

Karma

Karma

I asked a Buddhist what was the easiest way to get a lot of good karma.

He told me all it takes is a piece of cake.

Girl

Girl

Want to know how to get a fat girl in bed?

It’s a piece of cake

Teacher

Teacher

Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?

It always tastes like paper.

Wife

Wife

My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.

The decision was a piece of cake.