Plot jokes

Agent

Agent

I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris.

Turns out that idea was taken. I then had another idea for a movie where the same agent is kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul, but it turns out that one was taken too.

Movie

Movie

I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts.....

The plot was riveting!

9/11

9/11

How do we know 9/11 wasn't a government plot?

Because it worked.

Garden

Garden

I knew someone had added dirt to my garden.

And so, the plot thickens

Chart

Chart

I plotted all of my past relationships on a chart

It had an “ex” axis and a “why” axis.