A Polish police officer pulls over a German tourist.
Officer: Good day, license and registration, please.
The tourist gives his license and registration to the police officer.
Officer: What is your age?
Tourist: 31 years old.
Officer: Occupation?
Tourist: No, just visiting.
How did the hacker escape the police?
He ransomware
Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!
Police officer: That's a salt!
Why do riot police like to get to work early?
To beat the crowd.
An alcoholic wakes up in jail
He asks the first police officer he sees "why am I here?"
the officer replies "for drinking"
The man replies "great, when do we start?"