Population jokes

The spread of Covid 19 is based on 2 factors...

1) How dense the population is.

2) How dense the population is.

As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."

I was raised to listen to my elders...

Why does the population of Detroit never change?

Because as soon as a baby is born, some guy leaves town.

I don't call it suicide. I call it population control.

We conducted an online survey....

...and found that out of the world's population, 0% of people are Amish.