Pregnant jokes

Why does Barbie never get pregnant?

Because Ken always comes in another box.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper

When my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant I started crying in despair

I know too well what is it like to grow without a father ...

After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.

She has the worst stutter ever.