Psychic

What do you call a midget psychic that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

I went to see a psychic the other day. I asked her if I was going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

Bet she didn't see that coming.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller!

A psychic just told me I'd go through an unbelievable pain in 12 years

To cheer myself up, I bought a puppy!