Midget jokes

Make the little things count

Teach math to midgets

First Time

**My new girlfriend says that our first sexual experience should feel like a fairy tale.**

**I'm looking for 7 midgets to join us this evening. No weirdos please.**

What do you call a midget psychic that just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

I was just fired today, simply for telling my co-worker that her hair smelled nice.

I think they are discriminating against me for being a midget.

I've got 69 problems.

My girlfriend is a midget.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What do you call a midget having an orgasm?

A shortcoming

Did you hear about the 7' NBA star who married a blonde midget?

He was nuts over her.

What do we want ?

rights for midgets

when do we want them ?

shortly

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a breakdancer with dwarfism?

A midget spinner