The police came to my house earlier and said my dog has chased someone on a bike.
I said, "You must be joking. My dog hasn't got a bike."
*(Reposted because I completely messed up the punchline in the original post, and have only just realised.)*
What do you call a weather joke with a bad punchline?
An anti-climactic climatic joke.
EA walks into a bar.
Unlock the punchline for $9.99.
Why aren't there many jokes about Jonestown?
The *punchlines* are so long.
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punchline.
There are 10 types of people in this world
Those who thought they knew what the punchline would be, and those who are now searching for the original joke.
Put the punchline in the title
How do you ruin a good joke?