Rebel jokes

What do you call it when cats rebel?

Mew-tiny!

Best explanation of Star Wars

The story of an orphaned boy who becomes radicalised after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack which kills 300'000 people.

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.