Rectal thermometer jokes

Nurse

Nurse

A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 2 back to back 12 hour shifts. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the surprised teller and, without missing a beat, says, "Well that's just great! Some asshole's got my pen!"

Difference

Difference

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Nurse

Nurse

"A nurse pulls out a rectal thermometer from her front pocket

Damn! Some asshole has my pen!"

-jimmi carr