Redneck

I was in bed with this redneck girl when all of a sudden her father, her brother and her boyfriend burst into the room

And boy was he mad.

I want to make a trivia show for rednecks where wrong answers cost them their hair.

I'll call it "Mullet Over."

Redneck murders are hard to solve.

Never any dental records and all the DNA's the same.

A redneck sees another carrying a sheep under each arm.

So he asks him, "you shearing?" The other answers "nope, gonna fuck 'em both m'self."

How do redneck aliens abduct people?

Tractor beam

A redneck is pulled over by a policeman...

Policeman: Got any ID?

Redneck: About what?

how do you know you are a real redneck?

you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids.

A redneck broke up with his girlfriend

it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.