A man buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner one night. He asks his son what he did that afternoon. Son: "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. Son: "Ok, ok. I was at a friend's house watching a movie." Dad: "What movie did you watch?" Son: "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son: "Ok, ok, we were watching porn." Dad: "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom: "Well, at least this isn't a repost." The robot slaps the mother.
The police came to my house earlier and said my dog has chased someone on a bike.
I said, "You must be joking. My dog hasn't got a bike."
*(Reposted because I completely messed up the punchline in the original post, and have only just realised.)*
I was buying some condoms and the cashier said "would you like a bag with that"
I said "nice try, but this wasn't funny the first 100 times I read this repost, and it isn't funny now"
Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job?
It was all over the news!
(Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)
A rope walks into a bar
And sees someone sitting at the bar reposting this joke. The rope hangs the reposter.
Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?
I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.
What's the difference between a joke and a repost???
...about two hours.
